A Jeep owner picked this plate with a bedazzled frame. I’m attracted and repulsed.

It turns out that CA glue with a paper towel matrix can make an acceptable splint for a halfway torn off toenail after an unfortunate “I should have been wearing shoes” incident.

I’m suddenly transported to Dallas, listening to Ivan Stang’s Hour of Slack on KNON radio.

TIL that standing around and watching other people work is an actual job.

Remember: Buy more shit if you’re sad.